team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
Best birthday gift ever
I just got a postcard from my mom that says “Wish you were here” its a picture of a dumpster behind planned parenthood
I dont understand the term “foodie” like.. we all eat. If you’re not a foodie you are a starvey like what.
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*